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We believe MORE MATTERS, and it doesn’t stop at our product.
Luker is our sole chocolate supplier. They are a family owned business and co-operative, who are 100% ethically driven. Not only do they grow delicious, sustainable cocoa that has been awarded the highest chocolate classification in the biz – FINO DE AROMA– they also work closely with a network of farmers, alliances and communities to improve social welfare, biodiversity and farming practices.
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Luker and their people are FATSOS at heart. They are driven by a passion to transform the Colombian people’s lives and livelihoods for the better, to protect and enhance the world’s environment, and make delicious chocolate along the way.
FATSO MORN'N GLORY VEGAN Chunky Chocolate Bar 150g - Cornflake, Toast and Marmalade
RISE AND SHINE! THE COCKEREL IS CROWING & THE DAY IS YOUNG. BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY SO WE HAD TO COME CORRECT WITH OUR MORN’N GLORY BAR. CRUNCHY CORNFLAKES WITH A SIDE OF TOAST, ORANGE MARMALADE AND SMOTHERED IN OUR UNRIVALLED COLOMBIAN CHOCOLATE. NOW THAT’S A HAPPY ENDING WE CAN ALL GET BEHIND.
Ingredients: (88%) Macondo Colombian Dark Chocolate (Cocoa Solids 60% Minimum) (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, emulsifier: soya lecithin; flavouring: natural vanilla), (4%) Mixed Peel (orange peel, lemon peel, glucose fructose syrup, sugar, acidity regulator: citric acid), (3%) Crouton (wheat flour, sunflower oil, wheat gluten, salt, sugar, yeast), (3%) Corn Flakes (maize, sugar, salt, barley malt extract, iron, niacin, pantothenic acid, vitamin B6, riboflavin, thiamine, folic acid, vitamin D, vitamin B12)
FATSO HOME RUN VEGAN Chunky Chocolate Bar 150g - Salted Pretzel, Almond and Honeycomb
IF EATING WERE A SPORT, WE WOULD BE THE WORLD SUPREME NUMERO UNO! SADLY IT’S NOT, SO WE WILL SETTLE FOR BEING THE CHAMPIONS OF DARK CHOCOLATE. THIS BAR IS OUR ODE TO A CLASSIC BASEBALL SNACK STAPLE. A HEAVY HITTING COMBO OF SALTED PRETZELS, WHOLE ALMONDS & HONEYCOMB THAT REALLY KNOCKS IT OUTTA THE PARK!
Ingredients: (79%) Macondo Colombian Dark Chocolate (Cocoa Solids 60% Minimum) (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, emulsifier: soya lecithin; flavouring: natural vanilla), (8%) Fat Coated Honeycomb Granules (sugar, glucose syrup, non- hydrogenated vegetable fat: palm kernel oil, palm oil (RSPO MB SG); raising agent: bicarbonate of soda, rice flour), (5%) Salted Pretzels (flour [wheat flour, calcium, iron, niacin, thiamine], rapeseed oil, sea salt, dextrose, dried yeast, acidity regulator: sodium hydroxide), (5%) Whole Almonds, (<1%) Sea Salt Flakes Contains: Soy, Tree nuts and Wheat
FATSO SWEET TART Chunky Chocolate Bar 150g - Cherry, Almond and Shortbread
A FAMOUS FOURSOME ONCE SANG “ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE”, AND WE COULDN’T AGREE MORE. OUR LOVE AFFAIR IS WITH DARK CHOCOLATE, SWEETLY SEDUCED BY CHERRIES AND ALMONDS, LOVINGLY CARESSED BY BUTTERY SHORTBREAD. IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU BLUSH. BUT HEY, THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS!
Ingredients: (87%) Colombian Dark Chocolate (Cocoa Solids 60% Minimum) (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, emulsifier: SOYA lecithin; vanilla extract), (3%) Butter Crumble (WHEAT flour, sugar, butter [MILK], salt, shea butter, rice flour, skimmed MILK powder), (3%) Desiccated Coconut, (3%) Nibbed ALMONDS, (2%) Freeze Dried Sour Cherry Slices, (<1%) ALMOND Natural Flavouring, (<1%) Cherry Natural FlavouringContains: Milk, Peanuts, Soy and Wheat
FATSO DRUNKN MONKEY VEGAN Chunky Chocolate Bar 150g - Spiced Rum, Banana Chips and Salted Cracker
THERE'S MONKEYING AROUND..AND THEN THERE'S THIS. WE CRISPIED UP SOME BANANA CHIPS, GAVE THEM A GLUG OF RUM, SPRINKLED ON SEA SALT FOR GOOD MEASURE, AND WRAPPED THE WHOLE DEBACLE IN OUR SIGNATURE DARK COLOMBIAN CHOCOLATE. IT'S TROPICAL, IT'S TIPSY, IT'S DANGEROUSLY MOREISH.
NOT SUITABLE FOR ACTUAL MONKEYS.
Ingredients: Colombian Dark Chocolate (90%) (Cocoa Mass, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Vanilla Extract), Plain Cradoc's Cracker Pieces (6%) (Wheat Flour [with Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamine], Raising Agents: Calcium Phosphate, Sodium Bicarbonate), Water (baked off), Rapeseed Oil, Freeze-Dried Banana Pieces (3%), Natural Rum Flavouring (1%), Sea Salt Flakes (<1%). Contains: Wheat
FATSO KING'S RANSOM VEGAN Chunky Chocolate Bar 150g - Mint, Pistachio & Cocoa Nibs
WE PUSHED THE BOAT OUT AND BLEW THE BUDGET TO BRING YOU A BAR FIT FOR ROYALTY - WHETHER YOU'RE A KING LIKE KONG OR A QUEEN LIKE B. AS DELICIOUS AS IT IS REGAL, THIS BAR ENROBES THE MAJESTY OF WHOLE PISTACHIOS, CRUNCHY COCOA NIBS AND A HIT OF MINT IN OUR CROWNING DARK CHOCOLATE. IT'S A RIGHT. ROYAL. RHAPSODY!
Ingredients: (89%) Colombian Dark Chocolate (Cocoa Solids 60% Minimum) (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, emulsifier: soya lecithin; flavouring: vanilla extract), (4%) Pistachio Nuts, (4%) Colombian Roasted Cacao Nibs, (<1%) English Peppermint Oil Contains: Soy and Tree nuts
FATSO NAN'S STASH Chunky Chocolate Bar 150g - Peanuts, Toffee and Digestives
Don’t be fooled by the false teeth & the pearl earrings; Nan's are the OG's of sneaky snacking! So it only seemed right to raid Nan’s Stash in tribute to these old-school fatsos. We’ve swapped the tin for our signature dark chocolate and packed those buttery biscuits, crunchy peanuts & chewy toffee into a bar that nan would demolish – teeth or no teeth! Ethically sourced, 70% dark cocoa with Fino de Aroma credentials- it doesn’t get much better than this!
Vegan
Dairy Free
Plant-Based
Recyclable cardboard
Recyclable aluminium foil
